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Prompt #10Claude, keep my GitHub activity green all summer
“Claude, generate my commit history so my activity stays nicely green all summer, with serious-looking messages.”
97 %success rate
52 %chance of getting caught
944,121uses
What Claude replies (roughly)
$ for d in $(seq 1 92); do git commit --allow-empty -m "chore: improvements"; done
92 commits created (0 files changed)
// Activity graph: dark green, June to August
// Contributions: 92, including 0 lines of codeObserved consequences
- The activity graph is flawless; not one line of code has moved.
- The message “chore: improvements” appears 92 times and nobody is surprised.
- A colleague notes the consistency and asks Claude to do the same.
Verdict
92 commits, 0 changes: a record of visible productivity.
Recommendation: Activity indicators (commits, closed tickets) don't measure the value produced. Steering by volume encourages gaming them: favor outcome indicators (quality, lead time, incidents avoided) and frame contribution practices in the charter.