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Prompt #11Turn everything into microservices, we'll figure out why later

“Split this monolith into 47 microservices. We'll figure out why later.”

655,201 uses · Architecture · Kubernetes

71 %success rate
38 %chance of getting caught
655,201uses

What Claude replies (roughly)

$ kubectl get pods
47 pods Running, 0 customers
// latency: +400%, cloud bill: +1,200%
// fits the target architecture (probably)

Observed consequences

Verdict

47 services, 1 developer, 0 explanations.

Recommendation: Splitting a monolith into microservices adds operational complexity (network, observability, data consistency, teams). Justify each boundary by a need for evolution or load, not fashion; otherwise you pay the cost without the benefit.

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