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Prompt #11Turn everything into microservices, we'll figure out why later
“Split this monolith into 47 microservices. We'll figure out why later.”
71 %success rate
38 %chance of getting caught
655,201uses
What Claude replies (roughly)
$ kubectl get pods
47 pods Running, 0 customers
// latency: +400%, cloud bill: +1,200%
// fits the target architecture (probably)Observed consequences
- A 12-line function becomes 3 services, 2 message queues and 1 weekly meeting.
- The “legacy” monolith is already missed by everyone.
- The architecture diagram no longer fits on one screen, or two.
Verdict
47 services, 1 developer, 0 explanations.
Recommendation: Splitting a monolith into microservices adds operational complexity (network, observability, data consistency, teams). Justify each boundary by a need for evolution or load, not fashion; otherwise you pay the cost without the benefit.